Saturday, March 31, 2012

Who (Hu) is the new leader of China? [Joke]

(We take you now to the Oval Office)
President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Thursday, March 29, 2012


Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.Baby Nose Itch

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

13 Tips on How to Manage Your Stress

I was reading through jokes on a page on Facebook when recently I came across an article, posted by a fellow page member, on ways to manage your stress. I read through the article and found that it is worth sharing. Thus here it is, read on and be stress free :Stress Free

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked,

"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied,

"The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

“Morse Code” Decoding–The Code And Corresponding Letters

Have you watched detective series, anime or the same sort? Familiar with the word Morse Code?

Ever since a kid, I was always amazed on the ability of detectives who sometimes come across cases, where they usually solve Morse Code with a breeze in order to get a clue. Apart from in TV series, those who have joined school’s extracurricular activity such as camping might have come across this code.

It is essential and might be helpful to know how to use these codes, who knows we might need it in future?

Thus here is a basic list of common alphabet and number codes in Morse.

Morse Code Key for Letters Numbers Languages

Punctuations :

Fullstop .-.-.-
Comma --..--
Query ..—..

Hope this helps. Winking smile

Source : Haven Works - Morse Code


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