Only for BN Supporters..

I am not a political guy, but sometimes it is just very funny to read people's comments on Facebook. Just read and enjoy.. :)

ps:- I have highlighted the person's profile picture and name for privacy.

Who (Hu) is the new leader of China? [Joke]

(We take you now to the Oval Office)

President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

THE 18 LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

If you name your dog as Sex.......

***DISCLAIMER***
-The following is just a joke, not related to any real incident or real people.. Any similarities are just coincidence..
-The joke was not my own creation, the credit goes to original author..
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".
I call mine Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.